IRC EPICNESS

IRC IS A NEW TYPE OF CRACK MOST, IF NOT ALL OF THE ROLEPLAYERS IN THE APHRP-DA TAKE. THIS IS THE DAWN OF A BRAND NEW BRAND OF LULZ AND BERB. YAY LET US FROLIC.

ORIGINAL DICTIONARY OF IRC CRACKPOT
FUCKING FULL ARTICLE IS HERE, BITCHES!!!11ONE: ORIGINAL IRC DICTIONARY

MADE BY THE ONE AND ONLY PRUSSARAH. YOU SHALL BE MISSED DESU. *cries epically*

VOICES
UNFORTUNATELY DUE TO THE RULES, THE VOICES DO NOT EXIST ANYMORE. BUT THEY ARE STILL THERE.

THE VOICES LIKE TO MAKE POOR UNNOTICING UKE-BUTTS DRESS UP IN DRESSES AND OTHER WHAT THE FUCKING STUFF.

THEY LIKE TO PREY ON LOGAN AND [http:// DARREN] AND ALL OTHER UKE-BUTTS.

THEY COME IN DIFFERENT COLORS, LIKE ORANGE AND BLUE AND DARK BLUE AND GREEN AND GRAY AND FUCKING RAINBOW

BERB
HEY NARO, BERB`S ON THE PHONE FOR YOU.

"JAAAAAAAADE, MARRY ME. -jigglesparkle- OOOHOOOOOOOO~"

JADE WILL NEVER MARRY BERB. BC She does hate him less when he's a THAI LADY though.

Chibi!Berb is also Zap and Jade's child. Somehow.

IRC-MONITOR-(INSERT NUMBER HERE)
RANDOM PERSON, OCCASIONALLY TURNS OUT TO BE ESTONIA.

MADONNA
HER NAME IS ALWAYS 'GUEST(INSERTNUMBERHERE)'.

DURIAN HERO
SOME RANDOM TARD THAT LOOKS LIKE SABAH IN A CAPE.

STEPHY
OH WAIT THATS A MYTH.

BONJOUR

CRISPY
AWESOME AUSTRIA COSPLAYER WHO HAD TO DEAL WITH KAT FOR THREE DAYS. IN PERSON. '

PETRO and RICHARD
DUE TO THE RULE CHANGE, PETRO AND RICHARD ARE NO LONGER ABLE TO BE RPED. THEY WERE OLD PRUSSIA'S AND NEW PRUSSIA'S 5M!

|:^D, |:^3, |:^), C^:| AND OTHER VARIATIONS
JADE'S FUTURE HUSBAND AND BOYFRIEND

...BC WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Often met with the reaction of 'GET THAT OUT OF HERE' because only Suisu can do it.

MUNCHKIN CAT
FREQUENTLY APPEARS WHEN KAT'S IN THE ROOM. IT'S CUTENESS SOOTHES PEOPLE.
 * Damn, I find it amusing that I, Kat, bring Cats with me. But yes, Munchkin Cats cure cancer. They're just so hard to breed that they can't be mass produced.
 * May cause diabeetus though.
 * Also it's pregnant. ;_;

SATAN THE CAT
THE CAT THAT LIVES ACROSS FROM NARO. SATAN THE CAT CAN MOO, MEOW AND BARK AND LOVES TO VISIT NARO ON HER ROOF. CAN JUMP OFF OF ROOFS WITHOUT DYING.

NARO'S "DUMPLINGS"
JUGGLE THOSE DUMPLINGS, NARO

TYPOS
THERE AREN'T THAT MANY TYPOS THAT IS A HUGE *EXAGGERATIONG*

JIGGERMAN
SO-CALLED FUTURE HUSBAND OF MIHA. IS A SENSELESS POOR SOUL WHO. . . WHO. . . LIKES TO MOONWALK. HE IS EVIL AND DOESN'T SHOW EMOTION. JADE POKED HIM WITH A JIGGER, THUS THE 'JIGGERMAN'.

TAYLOR HANSON
JADES COUSIN WANTS TO BRING JADE TO A  * GAYBAY * . ALSO WANTS IN HER PANTS, DYES HER CATTLE PINK, SENDS HER CAKES WITH EXTENSIVELY TESTED MALE STRIPPERS IN THEM, SAVES A SEAT FOR HER AT EVERY SHOW AND STILL SINGS INTO HIS HAIRBRUSH WHILE WEARING REALLY TIGHT PANTS, JUST TOO HIT THE RIGHT PITCH. MMMBOP IS RIGHT, TAYLOR. MMMBOP IS RIGHT.

GERMANIES
Consists of
 * East Germany - PRUSSIA, DUUUUH
 * West Germany - THE REAL GERMANY
 * North Germany - A PSYCHO GERMANY THAT'S NOT VERY GOOD IN THE HEAD
 * South Germany - THE SCARY GERMANY THAT TRIES TO KIDNAP ITALY
 * North East Germany - IN LOVE WITH CENTRAL GERMANY
 * North West Germany - EMO GERMANY TARD
 * South East Germany - THE MUSICAL GERMANY
 * South West Germany - THE FRENCH-TARD GERMANY
 * Central Germany - TEMPERMENTAL INSANE GERMANY

GAY DUGTRIO
TRIED TO TAKE MICHAEL, SAM AND DARREN TO A GAY BAR. THEY DUG THROUGH THE CEILING (THE GAY BAR WAS IN THE FLOOR OF AUSTRIA'S HOUSE) AND THEY ALL DROPPED IN. BUT NOT SAM, SINCE SHE'S NOT A GUY OR GAY. AFTER A WHILE, SAM DECIDED TO RESCUE THEM, WITH THE HELP OF RUSSIA.

TAKOLUKA
/SHE/  * FLIES*

AND STICKS HERSELF TO JADE

Po pi po pi po po pi po vegetable juice&lt;3

TAKKUN
TAKKUN fmds,lfmsdmf,dsm DAMMIT GET OFF TH KEYBmflkdmsweklrekwlmlrewmr

LAZARUS
WILL PROWL YOU. DRINK UP HIS MILKSHAKE WITH A STRAW THAT REACHES ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM TO DEFEAT HIM.

THAI LADIES
THEY MUST BE IN YOUR GOOGLE ADS OTHERWISE IT JUST ISN'T IRC. SHOUTING 'THAI LADIES' WILL SUMMON THEM, HOWEVER. CB 'Oooooohooooooo~' *jigglesparkle*

HARRY POTTER WITH ADHD
I HAVE FINGERS

THE GAME
SORRY, YOU HAVE JUST LOST THE GAME

-- "BECAUSE I WON IT."

ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN WIN THE GAME.

EMOTEECOHNZ
ヽ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)ﾉ -FROLIC 2
 * ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ - FROLIC

ヽ（ิεิ )ﾉ - BROW FROLIC*

ಥಿ೪ಥ - YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
 * \(╬ ಠ益ಠ)/ - FFFVVVFVVVFVVVVNNN
 * ｡◕‿‿◕｡ - DESU
 * \( ಥಿ೪ಥ)/
 * ಠ‿ ಠ -Pervy eyes
 * ಥ﹏ಥ - CRAAAAAI
 * ಥ﹏ಥ - CRAAAAAI

NANNERPRUSSIA
YOU CAN CALL ME THE NANNERPRUSSIA NANNERPRUSSIA

AND GUESS WHAT I`M A NANNEPRUSSIA WOO

PICTURE OF NANNERPRUSSIA:

http://i545.photobucket.com/albums/hh382/Narooku-chan/RandomPictures220.jpg

MADE BY NARO WHOO

BEHIND THE MADNESS
GUYS WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE &lt;3

JADE
AN AWESOME AUSFAG, RPER OF DARREN/QUEENSLAND. HAS AN ENTIRE HAREM OF HUSBANDOS, INCLUDING BERB AND |:^D.

SHE LIVES IN THE NINTIES AND OPERATES ON DIALUP.

SAYS 'THONGS' INSTEAD OF 'FLIP-FLOPS'. SHE&lt;3SCOTLAND.

TIM TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS

---HÉ, JADE. YOGHURT. je t'adore

* snort* yaranaika, ho toes~? To 'Yaranaika' the answer is always yes. Suisu knows that CB

ALSO A PIONEER IN BAAAAAAAAAWWWW AS WELL AS DAAAAAAAAAWWWW. AND A LOVER OF ALL THINGS BROMANTICAL AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT. (PROTIP: You're right CB) SHE ALSO NEEDS A WIG BECAUSE THE RADIOACTIVITY MADE ALL HER HAIR FALL OUT. AND HER FACE FELL OFF BUT SHE GOT IT GRAFTED BACK ON.

I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAYBAY! and Jade should also start the Danni summary because I feel lonely ;3; (FEEL LONELY NO MOAR, I'LL AT LEAST GET IT STARTED &lt;3)

"Oh flying titmarshes" YOURSELF. BUT THAT'S BETTER THAN 'FLYING TITS' WHICH IS WHAT SHE WOULD'VE SAID IRL BC

'''JADE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU CHANGED THE FUTURE! YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX! '''

NARO
CLOSET YAOI FAN, ONE PERVERTED 13 YEAR OLD, CANNOT HELP BUT CLICK LINKS. SHE LOVES STRAWBERRIES. NORTH ITALY OF THE MIDNIGHT AXIS POWERS GROUP ALONG WITH KITA AND MIHA.

IRONING BOARD.

SPAZAPPLE SHIPPING BUDDIES WITH MIHA. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOAAAAAR ♥

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR *does her ironing on* CB

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!

Canucks ftw (iguessexceptcanadienssarecooler)

NARO STOP WASTING THE ASS PAPER.

I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A MONSTER TRUCK SOMEDAY NARO.

THROWS UNICORNS AT INNOCENT FURANSUS.

WORKS NEAR A 650 DEGREE ONION

MAMA PANAGEA
MAMAN MAMAN MAMAN AMMAMFDSKJFK SO AWESOME MAMAN JE T'AIME DU TOUT MON COEUR SO AWESOMEAKFJKDSFJ MOOOMMMYYY ;3; you're always.. THERE EVEN WHEN NOT RPING *ADORES YOUR PRESENCE*

I am so no that epic |D

WE LOVE YOU AT ANY RATE, MAMA ;u; LET'S YOU AND ME BE OLD TOGETHER.

STEPHY
GOSH DAMMIT STEPHY. -editted &gt; &gt;;;; why so mean guys

--- AND ITS NOT A BAD THING THAT SHE HAS QUITTÉ LA GROUPE, D'ACCORD.

ALSO YOGHURT INDEED. CB YOGHURT AND DRAWING GAMES. Je t'aime ;u; AH, JE T'AIME JE T'AIME, MA FEMME~ *kisses and lots of amour*

MY EYEBROWS CRY FOR YOU *bow tug*

YOU ARE NOT OLD D:&lt; STOP SAYING SUCH LIES. I LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG FEMME.

FANCY
COMMUNIST. FUTURE PEDOFILE. ENJOYS MAID DRESSES WITH BIG BOWS. GERMAN. FICKEN JA RED BFF! --- MAGNIFIQUE NOUVELLE FRANCE WHO IS A GREAT RPER OK *SMOTHERS IN LOVE* OUI!!!!! MEIN LIEBE, MEIN EHEMANN ;3;

--- ILU MOST MEIN EHEMANNNNNN é3è pffffffffffffffff -listening to german pop music- it's REALLY FUNNY &lt;333333333

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

BEST FRIEND ILU

...A-AND I GUESS CANADIENS ARE OKAY (BUT CANUCKS ARE SO MUCH MORE AWESOME)

&lt;3 OH YOU. MY EYEBROWS CRY OCEANS FOR YOU~ -LIEBENLIEBEN-

I LOVE MY WONDERFUL EHEMANN SO MUCH MORE !!!!! You make my heart race everytime you speak to me, my body trembles at the thought of you, mon amour, you are the spark in my otherwise dull days HOLY CRAP FFFFFFFFF IT'S SO DARK AND I'M ALONE AND SCARED IN MY DINING ROOM BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE THE COMPUTER IS SDKFJSDKF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF D8 -SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS-

YOU SEE. YOU ALL SEE. EVERYTHING. IS. TERRIBLE.

 GET AWAY FROM MY CAKE, FRANTALIA &gt;8C  ..... I love you *cuddles* I TELL YOU GERMANY'S PANTSWURST TASTES TERRIBLE

ANI
MY LOVE. I WANT TO GO TO WISCONSIN AND RUFFLE YOUR HAIR AND SNUGGLE AND CUDDLE AND LOVE YOU ALL OVER.

M'WIFE, WHOEVER ENTERED THAT TEXT UP THERE BETTER BE A WAIFU OF ANI ]^:&lt;

ALSO NOTEWORTHY FOR BEING THE ORIGINAL SHOTA COMPANION OF FANCY.

SON I LOOK FORWARD TO ABUSING YOU MANY MORE TIMES IN THE FUTURE. LET ME JOIN YOUR HAREM PLZKTHNX.

TWEET'S HAT

HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT

ZAP
KAT'S GIRLFRIEND. AT TIMES. NOT ANYMORE KIDS, CHIRP CHIRP~

ALSO THE GIVER OF AWESOME NICKNAMES AND SUCH.

M'ZAPPITAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, BUILDS BOXFORTS THAT SHE LETS JADE PAINT CB QUICK ZAP, LET'S GO HIDE IN THIS PM CB *hops off*

VATER!!!! *CLINGHUGGLELOVE*

HELLSPAAAAAAAWN/HUSBANDOOOOOO *gropehug*

ZAPPYBIRD !!! &gt;D What ? Of course not !! I don't have a Zapbird on my head !! - 3 - pfffft

KAT
THE LEADER OF THEM ALL. HAS TONS OF CATS. IS ALLERGIC TO THEM. HAS HUGE BOOBS. ALL IN ALL AN AWESOME PERSON

...SEE I SAY NICE STUFF 'BOUT YOU KAT BUT YOU WRITE HOW I'M PERVERTED (I AM SO NOT) AND HOW I LOVE STRAWBERRIES (HATE THEM &gt;8U)

36 DDs, ladies and gents. 36 DOUBLE Ds.

---KATTYKATKATKATKAT ANOTHER AMOUUURRR *KISSKISSKISSBISOUS* *THROWS POODLES AT* super fun to rp with and SPAMS TOUT LE MONDE WITH MUNCHKIN CATKAT WHYYYYY SO CUTE

Like... person that I've kept in contact with *save a few weeks* in this group the most pretty much ;u;

AND YOU LET ME RANT TO YOU.. and tell you my problems, you're really un amour, chérie. I don't know how to ever repay you;;; JE T'AIME. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN MYYY HEEEAARRRTTTT ! *sounds like im signing a yearbook OTL*

* BOOB* *BUDDIES* ¯ε¯

OAO STAR!!!

☆

ROBBIE
THE SHOTA SHOTA AND ONLY BOY OF THE IRC

HE'S AN AWESOME ARTIST. AND IS SO SHOTA SHOTA.

ROBBIE WE LOVE YOU &lt;3

(BUT ATE LOVES YOU THE MOSTEST, ADING)

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBERT&lt;33 O A O

MIHA
FOUNDER OF THE ಥಿ೪ಥ EMOTICON, I THINK

UNDERAAAAAAGE

BUT IS PROBABLY SMARTER THAN US ALL

ALSO MADE THIS THING.

ALSO THE BEST FREAKING DAUGHTER EVER.

JAPAN OF THE MIDNIGHT AXIS POWERS GROUP ALONG WITH NARO AND KITA.

KITA
ANOTHER AWESOME ARTIST. HER NAME REMAINS UNKNOWN. MAKES THE CUTEST CHIBITALIA EVER. GERMANY OF THE MIDNIGHT AXIS POWERS GROUP ALONG WITH MIHA AND NARO. AND KITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I LOVE YOU KITA, YOU'RE THE BEST MOTHER EVER. OH WAIT JADE KNOWS HER NAME BUT WON'T SHARE CB&lt; SOMETIMES COLOURBUDDIES WITH JADE, TOO.

COME KITA LET US GO START OUR WEASEL FARM IN ALASKA~ So we can see Russia from our houses.

CHINA FLIES  ARU &gt;8D BWAHAHAHAHAHA !! Kitata !! Let us resonate !! Marimarimarimarimari !! || *pure bubbles* || THE AWESOME HOLY TRIO OF THE IRC !!! WITH BUTTERCUPPRUSSIAKITA, BLOSSOMSPAINAQSSA AND BUBBLESFRANCEMARIE !!

SCOTTY
Will NOT beam you u- HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHH (And she has 36DDs too CB) Mistress of the emotes, SCOTFAG

and also goes under the alias of JIMMY. But only BRUCE can use that name, suckah.

 &lt;3&gt; CB

-Is also  * BOOB**BUDDIES* with Kat. :D

* grabs* *FROLICS* ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ

LEAVE BOND TO HER.

DON'T DRINK ME Q A Q

TAY
BESTEST BESTEST BESTEST HUSBANDO EVER (and my first fufufufufu)

SRSLY SHE'S GREAT AND I DUBBED MYSELF HER STALKER A LONG TIME AGO WHEN WE FIRST MET 'CAUSE...SHE PLAYS AS NEW PRUSSIA (not that I knew the old Prussia...) AND AND AND EEEEEE~ &lt;3

ALSO, SHE'S A FANTASIC ARTIST TOO AND DESERVES PRAISE, O YUS


 * MORE ON TAY : OLLIE AND I TALKED TO HER BEFORE WE EVER ACCEPTED HER PRUSSIA APP BECAUSE WE WERE SERIOUSLY WORRIED THAT SHE'D FEEL UNWELCOME WHEN WE WERE IN MOURNING, AND SHE TOOK IT ALL IN STRIDE WITHOUT THINKING WE WERE INSANE FREAKS. SHE ALSO ROLEPLAYS PARAGRAPH SMUT WITH ME AND PUTS MY WRITING TO SHAME BUT I LOVE HER TO DEATH ANYWAY. I WANT TO GO TO HOOTERS WITH HER ON HER BIRTHDAY BUT I DON'T THINK MY BOYFRIEND WILL LET ME. AND ALL HER CHARAS ARE SEXPOTS, THANKS &lt;3 TL;DR: FUCK I LOVE YOU TAY. &lt;3 (Guess who I am 8D)

NORA
ONIIIII-SAMA LET`S GET MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED Inventor of the |:^D and ALL OF IT`S VARIATIONS but only she can use them.

IS MADE OF PURE BAMF AND FINNISH-NESS. MAKES THE CUTEST TYPO`S EVER. HAS THE MOST ADORABLE WAY OF SAYING "SHUT UP" AND YOU CAN NEVER HATE HER FOR BEING TOLD IT.

ALSO. SUISUUUUUUU is a pseudo-Ausfag at times. And when you lose your nose, you can count on her to take apart the washing machine to find it. OH SO HANDY.

-MINÄ RAKASTAN SINUA, MA CHÈRE AMOUR *MWAHMWAHMWAH* SDKLJFkldsjfd ** HUFTJA NUCH* &lt;3333333333333

GABBY
AKA SEA-KING. YOU WILL NOT BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS. YOU WILL ALL BE ONE WITH SEALAND.

TYPES "WANG YAO" AS "WANG YAOI." INVENTOR OF PRUSSIA VISION. ALSO THE CREATOR OF THE ROFL COPTER.

ROFLCOPTERxBALLOONSTATIC. SHIP IT.

--- MY PETIT FRÈRE! GARÇON DE LA MERRRRRRRR MAGNIFIQUE ET MYSTÉRIEUX *gives water gun*

Sea-masterrr!! &gt;w&lt;

AQSSA
THE BEST ICELAND EVER. BUTTERCUP-SPAIN IN THE HOLY TRIO ALONG WITH MARIRI AND KITA. ALSO AN INCREDIBLY AWESOME ARTIST NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS. LIES. LIES.

REMEMBER: VANILLA GOES IN YOUR TEA, BITCHES.

ALSO SCOTTY AND JADE'S very awesome DAUGHTER. *leaves a basket of cookies* ;u;

VERY AWESOME DAUGHTER INDEED. &lt;333 *takes pictures of puffins for*

MARIRI
''WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ''IS AN EXPERT OF MULTILINGUAL AWESOMENESS.

MARIRI, LET US RESONATE.

BUBBLES-FRANCE IN THE HOLY TRIO ALONG WITH AQSSA AND KITA.

MILKSHAAAAAAAKE~ 

MARI ~ I HAVE TAKEN YOUR BIRD

CUBBY CUBA
YOU DO NOT FAIL

I JUST DON'T TALK TO YOU MUCH

BUT LET'S CHANGE THAT, MON AMOUR ;3;

* showers in roses and love* YOU HAVE SPLENDID OTPs, SIR.

HEY HEY HEY HEY CUBANANA.  * BROFIST* CB ONE DAY WE SHOULD LIST ALL THE PAIRINGS WE CAN THINK OF. AND JUST...PICK THE BEST AND SHIP THEM LIKE PSYCHOS.

HUSBANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

RED BFF ILUUUUUUUUU

DANNI
HAS AN AURA OF 'LET'S TURN JADE MAGNETIC', ALSO TAUGHT SAID AUSFAG MOAR ABOUT HER COUNTRY AND THE WORLD THAN SCHOOL EVER DID. IF YOU DO NOT SPAZ/GLEE/SHRIEK WHEN SHE ENTERS IRC...I DISOWN YOU. But also she's mai husbando so GTFO BC

...Hosnap have you seen the crack she creates though? NEED I SAY ANYTHING ELSE APART FROM 'UNDERGROUND DUGTRIO GAY BAR'?

&gt;u&gt; One half of the banned epic OTP that never was, and GOSHDARNIT STOP MAKING ME LIKE BROMANCE YOU ;3; someone make this section better I so totally suck as a waifu.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNIIIIIIII. we`re in AMERICA in CALIFORNIA BBY. &lt;33333 BECAUSE HAPPY COWS COME FROM CALIFORNIA AND NOT WISCONSIN AMIRITE OR AMIRITE. YOU ARE RIGHT, BBY.

ASH
YES YOU'RE A NEW COMER BUT BUT...

I LOVE YOU IN A COMPLETELY PLATONIC WOMANLY WAY. I WILL FIND YOU A BUCK SOMEDAY, DARLIN'. ELIJAH IS THE CUTEST THING EVER, AND OUR FLUFFY LITTLE CRACK SIDE CHILD RP JUST MAKES HIM CYOOT-ER.

I LOVE OUR PLATONIC LOVE AND PLATONIC SHOWER PARTIES AND AND...

I LOVE THE REASON WHY OKLA IS SUCH A HOMO. WE'RE SO TERRIBLE BUT ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD RIGHT?

HNNNNNGH &lt;3

P.S.: YOUR ART IS FUCKIN' ADORABLE AND SO ARE YOU.

OKLIHOBO * skips through your plains of sweeping men* yes Elijah he is so adorable and pedobait squared *luffleslufflesluffles*

OKLAI DIS CHIBI LUFFS YOU SO MUCH &gt;3&lt;

TWEET
Sugar's winning because of Mongolian jokes. Also, it's Reagan's fault.

Stop making Mongolian jokes that nobody else gets.

Makes the IRRITATED TWEET NOISES over Skype.

IS NOT A CAMEL, STEPHY

IS ALSO REALLY FREAKING ADORABLE AJDSJKNS NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS DAMMIT &lt;3

ALSO BACK OFF SHE'S ZAP'S.

HRE/MARZI
-licks- YOU ARE MADE OF CUTE DELICIOUSNESS. I NEED TO TEXT YOU MORE, YOU ADORABLE...YOU. srsly I want you to be in IRC more and if I weren't lazy i'd text you tons more, and i'm sorry for being so annoying with crack and and.. uwaaa D: I need more to sayyy, because you're adorable and ILY and all that stuff. NEXT TIME IM IN GEORGIA I demand for you to let me hug you. Kay? ♥

BILLY IS SO MANRU

ILU! You're so epic and full of such wonderful and glorious ideas!! Your epicness exceeds words!! -showers in hearts-

STOP PUTTING FLAGS ON MEEEEEEEEE *flail*

ALSO SHE'S CNN TO ME, BUT ONLY I CAN CALL HER THAT BECAUSE SHE IS MY MOE BUKKIT. I WILL SLAP YOU IF YOU CALL HER CNN. SLAP. WITH A CRICKET BAT.

THE HRE TO MY CHIBITALIA &lt;'333333

I WON'T LET YOU MARRY MISTER FANCY PANTSY PRINCE, SON OF MINE D8&lt; NEVERRRRRRRRRRR *cuddles* You silly hamster !!! &gt;//)3//&lt; =3